May 2011
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Successfully survived today’s trapped in the closet experience
Speaking of tickles, I especially enjoy the part about tickling- the humor of physical violation- interesting :)
April 2011
65 posts
What I want at my next birthday. Creepy and delicious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w&feature=player_embedded#at=55
RT @narcissusholmes: When is the sex? #royalwedding
On my way into work. *throws small capsule at the floor, vanishes into cloud of smoke*
I demand to see Leia’s birth certificate, I find her lack of proof of being born on Alderaan disturbing
World with too many PhDs? Bad when govt has to subsidize employers, covering new hires ed costs http://bit.ly/fvotTh Oh no education bubble
The new Starbucks mermaid looks whore-ish.
Take THAT Easter
Still trying to understand why sprinkles are called jimmies- stupid east coast
Haven’t watched Smallville in years, but I like the Booster Gold/Blue Beetle episode
Halfway through The King’s Speech and still no death eater att-a-a-acks.
It’s called Juan of the Dead I giggled
What was Scars name before he got the scar? #LionKing
If I could replace any bodily function it would be the ability to produce mucus with the ability to pick glazed doughnuts from my nose
Other than classic not having a string of increasingly worsening third party developed games, I fail to see the difference #sonicgenerations
Also Denver- street artists tied down your Convention Center blue bear with no ordinary ball and chain http://bit.ly/dT8pp8 aaah
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They cancelled ‘All My Children’ ‘One Life to Live’ and Oprah quit. I’m running out of ironic reasons to get out of bed in the morning
Friday afternoon going out for an adventure
You’re only allowed to have a British accent in the wild west if you’re a small minning towns doctor #didyouknow
Traced my body and made me Superman. My neice is the awesome http://twitpic.com/4kwj9a
Here’s a thought for today, in the midst of the Civil War we passed the Land Grant Act, a major public ed initiative funding universities
When Marty McFly travels to the future he sees a 47 year old him. Michale J. Fox is now 49. Real life looks better but fantasy is less …
Jon Kyl is headmaster at ‘Jon Kyls School for Gifted Youngster’ #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
if 360 is the 2nd gen xbox, does that make the first 180?
RT @Senate_Realty: New #census date reflects the changing face of #WashingtonDC http://wapo.st/dLVf5R
Clearly I’ve underestimated The Critic
Making fun of Arthur - it’s a cultural mobius strip
time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. and im all outta gum.
Turns out delightfully akward is a relative term
#overmyhead + #shouldprobablytayout = #chickstuff + #wtf = #hashtagoverload
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appelope:
I could listen to this song over and...
Time to hop on the sad bus to frown town- srsly gonna need the rain to go away
So no garbage pick up or pay checks for the military, but at least we still get a parade this weekend. #governmentshutdown #priorities
Vending machine pro-tip: you would be more profitable if a) you programmed your machine so soda was priced properly ($2 Sprite really?)
I only like going to the mall because I can sit on the massage chairs in Brookstone and pretend Majin Bu is absorbing me.
Morning rant over :)